At times I smell like breastmilk – Comedian Maraji on pains of motherhood

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Skit maker, Gloria Oluntobi, popularly known as Maraji, has discussed her struggle as a mother.

Maraji, who has not been a popular face after she gave birth to her baby, complained that no one told her that being a mother would be so stressful.

According to Maraji, she literally smells like breastmilk every day, her nipple hurts and her flat stomach has turned into a pouch.

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She writes:

THINGS I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT MOTHERHOOD:
I’LL HAVE TO TRADE MY SLEEP

BABIES WANT TO BE HELD ALL THE TIME (SO PUTTING THEM DOWN TO SLEEP SUCCESSFULLY IS A SKILL)

BREASTFEEDING MAKES YOU HUNGRY AND THIRSTY EVERY TIME (ESPECIALLY THOSE NIGHT FEEDS)

I’D SMELL LIKE BREAST MILK ALL DAY

MY FLAT STOMACH WILL TURN TO A POUCH

MY NIPPLES WITH HURT SOMETIMES

NEWBORNS EAT EVERY 2 HOURS (MINE EATS EVERY HOUR)

I’D CRY SOME NIGHTS CUS OF SLEEP DEPRIVATION
I’D LOVE SOMEONE SO MUCH I’D DO THIS EVERY DAY”

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