The Way The Cookies Crumble!!!
Area Father, Charles Oputa (aka Charlie Boy)
I have outlived my Penis.
My hammer days are over.
His Light is out.
What used to be my pride and joy
Is now my water pipe.
Time was when, on its own accord, from my pants it would spring.
But now I have got a full time job
to awaken a dead pipe.
It was once embarrassing the way it behaved.
For every single morning it would
rise without consultation.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see my hammer hang it’s head, and watch me tie my shoes
It is well.
Charles Oputa (Charlie Boy)